People and their Quirks

Oh the things we see....


I think I've mentioned before that my job affords me the ability to see some pretty interesting things... I thought I would share a few with you.


1. The lady that talks to inanimate objects and herself---I have never seen it take someone 5 minutes to make a selection from a vending machine, another 5 minutes to figure out how to get the money into the machine, and then another 3 minutes trying to figure out which slot to get her change from. All the while muttering to herself, the vending machine, and her money. The first time I saw it, I thought it was fluke...until I noticed that this lady does this on a daily basis, along with walking straight into people's desks and cubicle walls. After some inquiries, I found out that this lady does Xanax bars on a daily basis....LoL...that explains a lot. 


2. The girl that had a hood coming from the top of her mini skirt---As I walked into the bathroom the other day, I did a double take of this girl's butt as she stood at the sink washing her hands...LOL...I wasn't being weird...although she probably thought I was lol...I couldn't put my finger on it, but there was something strange about her skirt. As I proceeded to clean the bathroom, another girl walked in and said to her, "Hey girl! I didn't realize you had a skirt on today." The skirt girl said, " Girl, this ain't a skirt. I had on a sweater dress and it kept riding up and you could see my underwear through my leggings. So, I took the dress off and put my jacket on as a skirt." I started smiling to myself. Ah...that explained the hood. LoL. The way this girl told the story was so matter of fact, it was hilarious. She was laughing as she told it, and I couldn't help but join in...really people...she had no shame to her game...wearing a jacket as skirt....WOW.  


3. The guy that always goes into the men's restroom while I'm cleaning it---If you saw a door stopper propping up the bathroom door, along with a chain across the door, wouldn't you automatically deduce that it was closed and you probably should go inside? Apparently this guy doesn't realize that the chain across the door means the bathroom is closed, or he just doesn't care. Anyway...in the midst of my cleaning, he removes the chain from the door, sets his coffee mug on the counter, and the proceeds to go into the stall and do his business. I'm so shocked that I'm frozen to the spot I'm in for at least 10 seconds. Then I hurriedly removed myself and my cleaning supplies from the bathroom. I can understand if it was a male janitor....but hello?! I'm obviously a female! Why would you come into the bathroom, while I'm in there alone to use it? Especially when there are 3 other bathrooms he could've used! Weirdo. I reported him to management. Teehee. 


Oh the things I see...